Ten Classical Shop Watchwords
1.Outside a muffler(圍巾,頭巾) shop: No appointment necessary, we hear you coming.
2.Outside a hotel: Help! We need inn-experienced people.
3.On a desk in a reception room(接待室,會客室): We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.
4.In a veterinarians(獸醫) waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!
5.At the electric company: We would be de-lighted if you send in(呈報,遞送) your bill. However, if you don't you will be.
6.On the door of a computer store: Out for a quick byte.
7.In a restaurant window: Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up.
8.Inside a bowling1 alley2(保齡球館): Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop.
9.In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully, we'll wait.
10.In a counselors3 office: Growing old is mandatory4(命令的,強制性的), growing wise is optiona(任選的,非強制的).
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